This weekend in important celebrity-baby births: Jenna Dewan, wife of Channing Tatum, gave birth to the couple's first child in London. (You are currently imagining Channing Tatum with a British accent.) Update: It's a girl, and her name is Everly. Aww.
* A too-early version of this post expressed concern that Channing Tatum's baby might not be allowed to be president. Don't trust civics lessons from 30 Rock.