Follow Friday: @longwall26 (Jason Miller)

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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According to Jason Miller, Jason Miller (@longwall26) is is a writer and comic book hack living in Nashville, Tennessee. He also said a few things about some of his funniest tweets.

“Ah, romance! By the way, a few people wrote me after this one to argue that people don’t really ‘love’ viruses and I’m all, like, speak for yourself, assholes.”

“I may have accidentally stolen this idea from M. Night Shyamalan.”

“I like to think I’m doing my part to bring more attention to the badly undervalued literary genre of inane, content-free office chitchat.”

“Two thoughts. One, I’m convinced this tweet only works because of the two words at the end. Two, if I’m ever forced to choose between saving a pot of noodles from overcooking and rescuing your dad from a burning building, I hope you had a nice relationship with him when he was around.”

“Behind the tweet: I’m a HUGE fan of werebear jokes, and I almost used werebear in this one but then I chickened out went all commercial. These are the kinds of decisions that keep a guy up at night.”

Jason is definitely also a fan of regular bear jokes.

He is nostalgic.

And never sad for very long.

Miller cannot seem to figure out where the club is.

Jason should be more careful.

Miller has a foreboding doorbell.

But maybe you should risk it; Jason has plenty of great ideas for dinner.

He’s excited to let others give thanks for the food.

And he’ll clean up like a pro.

Jason is the “wild card” at the law firm.

He is excellent at crisis management.

Miller has some good advice for skeletons.

He is not so excellent with poor Susan.

Still, you’ll never be able to break up with Jason.

Follow Friday: @longwall26 (Jason Miller)