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Kate Winslet Is Pregnant!

Hong Kong Horse Racing Photo: Kin Cheung/AP/Corbis

Kate Winslet, who married Richard Branson’s fantastically named nephew Ned Rock’nroll last December and was given space tickets as a wedding present, is now pregnant with her third child. Congratulations! Let us fast-forward to the important questions, such as: Will this baby be born in space? Will that make it a citizen of space? What are appropriate space-baby names? Please discuss.

Kate Winslet Is Pregnant!