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Here’s Kimye’s Actual Baby Name (No, It’s Not Kaidence)

North West. That is the baby daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, according to TMZ. The parents haven't confirmed it, but digging up a birth certificate is probably something a TMZ intern masters before they even figure out the coffee machine. A close analysis reveals that this name is definitively not Kaidence Donda West. Look a little closer yet and you'll also notice it's not a name beginning with the letter K. And that it's a direction. And that if her name is ever succeeded by the words early or earn, it may be confusing.