North West. That is the baby daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, according to TMZ. The parents haven’t confirmed it, but digging up a birth certificate is probably something a TMZ intern masters before they even figure out the coffee machine. A close analysis reveals that this name is definitively not Kaidence Donda West. Look a little closer yet and you’ll also notice it’s not a name beginning with the letter K. And that it’s a direction. And that if her name is ever succeeded by the words early or earn, it may be confusing.