hurry up with my damn croissants
Twitter’s Favorite Lines From the Yeezus Leak
It's official: Yeezus has leaked. The ten-track Kanye album is (not surprisingly) "out" before its due date. But don't be upset, Kanye, these things happen. This will give the kids plenty of time to fully digest the otherworldliness of your words and splash that stuff all over their Twitter accounts. The free promo has already begun, in fact, with choice lines stacking up RTs and confusing the hell out of anyone whose work computer isn't up to par to download. Can't listen to the leak but still want to show that you're cool? We've got a bunch of the album's best lines, fully RT-able, for you below.
To many hoes in this house of sin Real niggas back in the house again Black timbs all on your couch again black dick all in yo spouse again
— ✈ Dre Darko ✈ (@CallMeDre3k) June 14, 2013
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS
— Erik (@KyodaShiro) June 14, 2013
4 in the moanin' and I'm zonin'. I think I'm possessed. It's the omen. I keep it 300. Like the Romans. 300 girls. Where the Trojans?!
— S.M. MΔR$ (@fvckMARS) June 10, 2013
You see it's leaders and there's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower
— Natália (@natlia_br) June 14, 2013
I don't wanna hear why some niggas like you. Since the tight jeans, they never liked you. Pink ass polos and a fucking backpack.
— Chris † (@chrissuxx) June 13, 2013
When I park my Range Rover slightly scratch your Corolla, ok I smash your Corolla.
— It's Just Neil (@MrCocaineRange) June 14, 2013
She love different kinda sex now, Black girl sippin white wine, Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign...
— Chapo Quintana. (@InToreyWeTrust) June 14, 2013
THEY BE BALLIN IN THE D LEAGUE, I BE SPEAKING SWAG-HILI
— Bruce Chillroy (@Ayo_Rush) June 14, 2013
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU USED TO TALK TO JAY-Z HE AIN'T YOU IF HE WITH BEYONCE
— King Sheed. (@YoureASideChick) June 14, 2013
She instagrammed herself like "Bad Bitch Alert" He instagrammed his watch like "Rich nigga alert" He just want to see that ass in reverse
— Dylan (@xxHORUS) June 14, 2013
"i wanna fuck you on the sink, after that give you something to drink."
— Alexis (@MusicOverPeople) June 14, 2013
STAR WARS FUR, YEAH I'M ROCKIN' CHEWBACCA
— THE PHANTASM (@TheMaskedTweet) June 14, 2013
HOW YOU GON BE MAD ON VACATION?!
— m. castro (@itsKAZH) June 14, 2013
This that prom shit, this that what we do dont tell your mom shit, this that red cup all on the lawn shit
— Adam Savaglio (@AdamSavaglio) June 14, 2013
Yeezus just rose again.
— $pottie (@isaiahrashad) June 14, 2013
*Kanye Scream*
— bk (@billyballsohard) June 14, 2013
