Do you have regrets? Do they gnaw at you, prod your insomniac brain till dawn, stifle your God-given right to laugh all the way through Despicable Me 2? Well, those woes are now meaningless, as you'll instead spend the rest of your life regretting that you weren't part of the meeting where Katy Perry, some Capitol Records execs, and Perry's Teenage Dream Team agreed that the best way to announce Perry's third album would be to have an impossibly gilded eighteen-wheeler glide through Los Angeles roaring KATY PERRY • PRISM • 10•22•13. There is hope, though, as the mere sight of that dreamborn truck — which will visit cities beyond L.A., Perry assures — should be enough to send you into an endless euphoria. (Anyone think Gaga, who's launching her third album Nov. 11, is upset about this development? Or is she just speeding up the plans for the ARTPOP spaceship to visit all the world's major metropolises?)
Watch our new series!
Vulture’s Secret History of Television
What Are the Best and Worst Musical TV Episodes?View all videos
Most Viewed Stories
Watch Nicki Minaj Call Out Miley Cyrus at the VMAs [Updated]
Quentin Tarantıno on White Supremacy, Obama, and Why He Doesn’t Worry About a Transformers Future
The Highs and Lows of the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards
These Were the Truman Show VMAs
VMAs 2015: Your Complete List of Winners
We Are Your Friends Has Very Few Friends and One of the Worst Openings in History
See All the 2015 MTV VMAs Red-Carpet Looks
Kanye West Made a Shade-Filled, ‘Bro’-Tinged Presidential Announcement at the VMAs
Netflix Is Losing a Lot of Popular Movies
Miley Cyrus Closed Out the VMAs With a Killer Drag Show and a Surprise New Album
Latest News from VultureLena Dunham Is Now a Short-Story Author, Too
Dunham's story "Six Sausages" will appear in her new newsletter.The Best Frozen Moments From the 2015 VMAs
From Nicki to Taylor to Kanye.Josh Lucas on The Mend and the Challenges of Microbudget Moviemaking
"I absolutely want to direct. But I also know that I may never get to do so."Concussion Trailer: Are You Ready to Be Depressed by Some Football?
Will Smith plays concussion whistle-blower Bennet Omalu.Bill Murray on Why He Agreed to Make a Ghostbusters 3 Cameo
"They are tough to say no to."Kylie Jenner and Tyga Flaunt Their Newly Legal Love in His ‘Stimulated’ Video
Try not to gag.Edelstein on Wes Craven, 1939–2015
A Nightmare on Elm Street was one of the best gimmick horror films of the last 30 years — if not the best.Bachelor in Paradise Recap: High-School Paradise
I think I love JJ. Help.Watch Suicide Squad Become The Dirty Dozen
Our latest Vulture Remix!These Were the Truman Show VMAs
Nothing was real, except Bieber's tears, Nicki Minaj's swipes at Miley, and Kanye's speech.
This is going to be MTV's attempt at scripted fantasy fare.There Are Mad Max Ubers in Seattle Right Now
Valhalla is real.The Highs and Lows of the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards
Miley Cyrus loves and trusts the media.Here’s the Actual ‘What Do You Mean?’ Video for You, From the Biebs
Happy VMA Day!Miley Cyrus Closed Out the VMAs With a Killer Drag Show and a Surprise New Album
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz is streaming now!See All the 2015 MTV VMAs Red-Carpet Looks
Amber Rose wore her hate, Taylor brought her "Bad Blood" squad, and more.Kanye West Made a Shade-Filled, ‘Bro’-Tinged Presidential Announcement at the VMAs
#Kanye2020.The Strain Recap: Fonescu d’État
Romance really accelerates in the apocalypse.Masters of Sex Recap: Since When?
I love it when we get to see glimpses of this Gini away from Bill.Justin Bieber Made an Emotional Comeback at the VMAs
It was quite the sobfest.