O.J. Simpson, apparently tired of being in prison, wants to be on Anger Management. Simpson's "longtime promoter" Norman Pardo tells the Post that he's spoken to a production executive at FX about getting the currently incarcerated Simpson on the somehow-not-incarcerated Charlie Sheen's deplorable sitcom. "O.J. would play a thinly veiled version of himself — a famous con who’s pissed off about being unjustly incarcerated," Pardo says. Pardo also claims that the FX executive told him, "Anger Management with O.J. Simpson? That would be a perfect fit!'" It all seems very unlikely, given that Simpson is currently serving a 33-year sentence in a Nevada prison, but the whole world truly is full of improbabilities.