Kanye West got in a (relatively polite) argument with a TMZ cameraman at LAX today, during which he explained, once again, the rules of talking to Kanye West. Since so many people seem to have trouble with these, here they are in handy list form: 1. Do not talk to him if you don’t make Christmas presents. 2. Do not talk to him if you are a paparazzo. 3. Do not talk to anyone that Kanye knows. 4. Do not talk to anyone that knows anyone. 5. Do not talk. See? Easy!
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