Good news, <em>Reba </em>fans.
Former Reba actress JoAnna Garcia will take on the role of Ariel in two episodes of the new season of Once Upon a Time. The Hollywood Reporter helpfully warns, "As is ordinary practice on the ABC fairy tale drama, expect the Little Mermaid to have a slight twist from the 1989 animated feature classic," though we at least know that her signature hair color will go unchanged.
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NBC’s Mail Order Family Series Scrapped Following Significant Backlash"The writer and producers have taken the sensitivity to the initial concept to heart and have chosen not to move forward with the project at this time."
Robin Williams’s Widow Writes About His Brain Disorder: ‘The Terrorist Within His Brain’Her essay appears in this month's Neurology journal.
Angelina Jolie Got Everything She Wanted in Temporary Divorce Deal With Brad PittThe actress will get full custody of the couple’s six children.
Like You, Anna Kendrick Is Mourning The Great British Bake Off’s Untimely DemiseGGBO DVD-commentary and chill.
Deepwater Horizon Thrillingly Re-creates an Awful, Indefensible EventEvery burst of steam and lethal debris, every burn and laceration, feels momentous.
Gordon Ramsay’s The F Word Is Relaunching in America, But With a Slightly Different FormatThe F Word's here, The F Word's back!
High Maintenance Recap: The Great Gatsby"Grandpa" sees the world through a dog's eyes.
How High Maintenance Told an Entire Episode From the Perspective of a Dog"It takes so many people to get a dog to do a routine."
Archer Creator Adam Reed Plans to End the Show After Season 10Use your tears to spread on your toast.
Are these inventions supposed to be clever or ridiculous?
The Creators of Gossip Girl Are Developing a Dynasty Reboot for the CWMaking America great again.
Luke Cage Recap: Wolves at the Door"Nothing humbles a man like gravity."
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Tatianna on Elimination, Rolaskatox, and Making Good Choices"The moment it was me and Roxxxy in the bottom, I knew I was going home."
Criminal Minds Replaces Thomas Gibson With Damon Gupton, a Change Only America’s Keenest Investigators Will NoticeDamon Gupton previously appeared in Bates Motel and Empire.
What’s New on Amazon: October 2016Pride and Prejudice! Good Girls Revolt! Lethal Weapon!
What’s New on HBO: October 2016So many new shows.
What’s New on Hulu: October 2016Highlights include Blue Velvet, Groundhog Day, and The Blair Witch Project.
The Buggers at Britain’s Broadcasting Regulator Made a Bloody Detailed Ranking of the Swears You Can Say on TVFrom "bloody" to "bellend."
Michael Shannon and Chris Hemsworth to Co-Star in War Drama Horse SoldiersIt’s been a good week for Michael Shannon fans.