Michael Phelps Will Be on Suits

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps attends The 2013 ESPY Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty Images

Swimmer Michael Phelps will appear as himself on an upcoming episode of Suits, because why not. According to The Hollywood Reporter, USA noticed Phelps's enthusiastic tweets about the show ("#suits season 3 is awesooommeee!!!") and invited him to guest-star. He'll be on the 2014 midseason premiere, with Harvey and Scottie trying to woo him as a client. Maybe Louis can be the one who actually wins Phelps over, and then the other characters can be nice to him for five seconds instead of being so, so mean all the time.