Did you catch the most recent Sesame Street? A blog offered Cookie Monster $200 to write a personal essay, so he decided to try cocaine for the first time and write about it. Then he went out clubbing and switched shirts with a stranger, all while this cover of Icona Pop’s “I Love It” was playing. Wait, never mind: Cookie Monster doesn’t even wears shirts and this cover is actually about resisting the temptation to always eat cookies. Okay, sure, but that doesn’t explain what Big Bird was doing hanging out with Booth Jonathan.