America’s Next Top Model is toiling away in a Friday night dead zone this season, which is too bad, since this season is actually decent. (They added boys this time; it’s a nice twist.) This week was the show’s signature makeover episode, and lo, it did not disappoint. While tears seemed to be at an all-time low — just one contestant got choked up, but it wasn’t even that big a thing — weaves were at an all-time hideous high. Poor Phil found himself saddled with the ugliest, Jesus-iest weave in history. It looks like a wig from a low-end Halloween store, and yet, at judging panel, Tyra told him it was “fierce.” Not true, Tyra. It is grotesque.