If The Canyons wasn't real enough for you, here's a quick and scandalous preview of Lindsay Lohan's upcoming Oprah’s Next Chapter sit-down. "Are you an addict?" Oprah asks Lindsay, as the camera flashes to Lilo in a prison-orange dress. "What does it feel like to be both an adjective and a verb for child-star-gone-wrong?" If that question's too confusing for you to parse, imagine how Lohan feels. The full interview will air August 18th on OWN, and hundreds of blog posts will recap each salacious line the following morning.