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What Is Justin Bieber Hiding in His Pants? Cell Phone Edition

Recording Artist Justin Bieber performs onstage during 93.3 FLZ's Jingle Ball 2012 at Tampa Bay Times Forum on December 9, 2012 in Tampa, Florida.

Somehow, in this whole long and ridiculous guessing game of what, exactly, Justin Bieber might be hiding in his favorite drop-crotch pants, we did not guess cell phone. It seemed too obvious. Anyway, that's what he's keeping in there: a teenager's phone. Congratulations, teenager.

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