There are two possible ways to interpret the below video, which was apparently taken last week but just surfaced on TMZ. Option one: Gwyneth Paltrow was being followed by the paparazzi who recorded this footage, felt unsafe, and attempted to make a quick getaway, at which point she almost collided with a school bus. (In this context, one would assume that the recent L.A. transplant is relatively new to scooter-driving and was not totally aware of her blind spots.) Option two: Gwyneth Paltrow is an inconsiderate, verging-on-dangerous scooter driver. It’s sort of like Sliding Doors, except in both lives she cut off a school bus. Oops.
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