Behold Jon Hamm on the red carpet at tonight's Emmy awards. The white jacket alone would be notable, but let's be real: The beard! The Jon Hamm Signature Ultra Man Beard had a previous reign of glory in 2009 and '10, and now it has return to shame all other instances of facial hair. Get out of here, puny mustaches! Cower in shame, delicate goatees! This is how a real beard looks. Lush. Luxurious. Effortless but well-groomed. You're welcome, world.