The 2013 Toronto Film Festival is currently underway up north, and comedian Patton Oswalt fired off a series of descriptions and reviews of the festival on Twitter over the weekend. Oswalt’s Twitter antics are always good for a laugh, and he came up with an excellent assortment of fake movies here, from the Duplass Brothers’ mumblecore Batman film to David Mamet’s Benji.
Check out all Patton Oswalt’s fake movie descriptions below:
FELBB (Poland) A wry, coming-of-age Holocaust musical zombie comedy. Joe Piscopo surprisingly good. #TIFF13— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
FOR FUCK’S SAKE BENJI (USA) Mamet’s bold new vision for the beloved canine. Ricky Jay steals the show as “Scooper Man” #TIFF13— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
LET THEM SEE THE SANDWICH (Czech.) Audaciously bleak & loud. Dolph Lundgren shines as “Papa Loaf” #TIFF13 — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
PITTA BI BUM BHAP (India) The first all-yoga recreation of the JFK assassination. Joan Jett stuns as Lee Harvey Oswald. #TIFF13 — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
I HELP THE BLACKS (USA) A @Salon writer faces a crisis when he must actually speak to a person of color. Oscar for Eddie Deezen. #TIFF13— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
CLICK BAIT (USA) A @Salon writer has just 12 hours to find the misogynist subtext in a Family Circus cartoon. Gripping. Griping. #TIFF13— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
TEE-TUK’S HARPOON (USA) Errol Morris’ documentary about the first Eskimo abortionist. #TIFF13 — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
BATMAN TAKES THE STAIRS (USA) Mumblecore superhero film revives the genre. Starring the Duplass Brothers as Batman. #TIFF13 — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
SQUATS (UK) Keira Knightley is Stacey Squats, a pilates instructor who takes on the London mob. #TIFF13— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
RAPE CULTURE (USA) Trans-gendered man creates Brassica napus-flavored yogurt. “We don’t know how to feel about this” - @Salon #TIFF13— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 8, 2013
