Sandra Bullock Keeps Funny Chickens

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 09:  Actress Sandra Bullock attends the 'Gravity' Press Conference during the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival at TIFF Bell Lightbox on September 9, 2013 in Toronto, Canada.  (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
Photo: Jason Merritt/2013 Getty Images

In this month's Vogue cover story, we learn that Sandra Bullock is very happy; everyone, including Melissa McCarthy and George Clooney, loves Sandra Bullock; floating in outer space is like "swimming in pudding"; and Sandra Bullock keeps chickens. She has three of them, and they are named after Carol Burnett, Wanda Sykes, and Phyllis Diller — except the last one turned out to be a rooster and is now called Phil. She also has a fish named Rave, which Vogue says is named after the Baltimore Ravens, but that we choose to interpret as a tribute to Bullock's awesome nineties life. Anyway, Sandra Bullock: still very likable.