If we’re being honest, we were hoping for a different “Hold On We’re Going Home” video – one involving a canoe, Tatiana Maslany from Orphan Black (also Canadian), and the OVO owl swooping around to the Toto vibes. But if Drake was not going to make the video from our dream journal, then this is a hilarious, ridiculous consolation prize: a Miami Vice–ish caper in which balaclava-ed Drake has to save his kidnapped lady and fire so many guns. Too many guns, really, but at least Drake is committing to something. And (spoiler alert) there’s a happy ending! Also, A$AP Rocky cameos, and he is still handsome. Enjoy.