Alison Gold’s ‘Chinese Food’ Might Be Worse Than Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’

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If you follow the rules (and pay producer Patrice Wilson “$2,000-$4,000”), you too can be an Ark Music Factory star. There’s something always equally mind-numbing and impressively catchy about Wilson’s rolling band of graduates. His newest is Alison Gold, whose “Chinese Food” features multicultural subtitles, plates full of egg rolls, and Wilson as a rapping panda bear. It will also make you question whether Ark Music Factory’s big hit, Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” was actually “the worst.” It has some new competition.

‘Chinese Food’ Might Be Worse Than ‘Friday’