Chris Brown Is Headed to Rehab

LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 20: Singer Chris Brown performs onstage during the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on September 20, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for Clear Channel)

First Chris Brown has a hater-induced seizure, and now he's entering rehab to really think about his recent misdemeanor assault charge. Sure. "Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility," his rep told E! News today. "His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point." On one hand, it can't hurt for a famous person to take a break from his insane life to address any number of emotional and personal problems. On the other hand … wha?