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Hear R. Kelly’s Oreo-Ruining Song, ‘Cookie’

It's barely lunchtime, and R. Kelly's got a track that might make you want to skip dessert. It also might make Oreo release an official statement about how their cookies should be consumed in the bedroom. Kells is a "Cookie Monster" and, to be honest, the rest of this song can't really be summarized without crossing into NSFW territory. You'll just have to take a bite (sorry!) for yourself.