As you might have read elsewhere, a great tragedy has occurred in Bridget Jones land. (This is where you stop reading if you do not want to see any spoilers.) In Mad About the Boy, out this week, we learn that Bridget’s beloved husband Mark Darcy died five years ago in an accident. The book includes a news item on his death, but Vulture uncovered a separate obituary that honors Mark’s life as a whole. Mourn with us below.