Pop the Champagne, high-five a million angels, and give Kristen Bell a brown paper bag to breathe into: Animal Planet has announced a new sloth TV show. Meet the Sloths, an eight-part series that debuts Saturday, November 9, is filmed at a sloth sanctuary and, according to the network, will chronicle "every charming second of their daily sloth soap opera ... including adolescent pranks, sloth love triangles and young heartbreak." You can also watch Animal Planet's new Internet time waster the sloth cam, if you just want more slothy slothness. You do, right? Of course you do.