Lady Gaga Is Going to Space

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According to Us Weekly, Lady Gaga will sing in space in the year 2015. "She has to do a month of vocal training because of the atmosphere," said a source to Us Weekly — that same source is also an alien. Just kidding! The only alien is Gaga, who will likely return to her home planet once the performance is over. My first question is: Will she hang out with Kate Winslet? Okay, that was my only question. Send her to space now.