The Rock to Star in Seal Team 666

Actor Dwayne Johnson arrives at the Premiere of Paramount Pictures' "G.I. Joe: Retaliation" at TCL Chinese Theatre on March 28, 2013 in Hollywood, California. Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

The Hollywood Reporter writes that The "Dwayne Johnson" Rock will star in and executive produce Seal Team 666. No, that's not a name of a Funny or Die sketch, but a real horror action movie based on a book by Weston Ochse. Johnson plays a member of a Navy Seal team that fights demons and the like. Hercules writer Evan Spiliotopoulos wrote the script. Though no director is attached yet, John McCain has already published an open letter complaining about the film's inaccuracies.