They’re Making a Jagged Little Pill Musical

Singer/songwriter Alanis Morissette attends Kiehl's launch of an Environmental Partnership Benefiting Recycle Across America at Kiehl's Since 1851 Santa Monica Store on April 17, 2013 in Santa Monica, California. Photo: Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images

For Broadway, no less. Alanis Morissette is working with Tom Kitt (American Idiot) on a full jukebox version of her 1995 masterpiece, with original songs and new arrangements and the works. Workshopping begins in 2014; "going down on you in a Broadway theater" jokes begin now.