In the nine years since the original Anchorman came out, the movie's many famous jokes have been quoted, Tumbl'd, and super-cut. But have they been painstakingly interpreted through easy-to-understand infographics? No! This is an oversight! So in honor of tomorrow's opening of the sequel Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, Vulture has re-created ten of its predecessor's most iconic moments in charts and graphs. Now you will fully understand the ingredients of Sex Panther, Baxter's trajectory after being kicked off a bridge, weather conditions' effect on milk's appropriateness, and more! Enjoy and stay classy.
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