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History Developing Jesus ‘Lost Years’ Drama

Are you turned off by the New Testament’s lack of action sequences? History will try to remedy that problem with The Lost Years, an exploration of the unknown events that occurred between Jesus' adolescence and his adult ministry. Did we mention it’s a horror project? The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake co-writer Scott Kosar and producer Eli Roth are behind Lost Years, which will focus on Jesus' powers of exorcism because sure, why not. In all honesty, Jesus is overdue for a reboot and he could do worse than “28-year-old demon-fighting Jewish virgin.”