And lo, inside the box was a special gift! It would be a total misstep not to have some kind of phallic Christmas present delivered unto us this Saturday, what with Justin Timberlake performing on this weekend's Saturday Night Live episode and all. Ether way, Jimmy Fallon's SNL promos promise tons of hysterical squealing, Kate McKinnon's unbreakable voice, and plenty o' pigeon droppings. Just what we wanted. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
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