Rita Ora Joins Fifty Shades of Grey

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 02: Rita Ora poses in the winners room at the British Fashion Awards 2013 at London Coliseum on December 2, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images) Photo: Stuart C. Wilson/2013 Getty Images

Yes, that Rita Ora. (Or, if you are currently Googling “Who is Rita Ora?” she is a pop singer best known for breaking Rob Kardashian’s heart.) Ora will play Christian Grey’s adopted sister Mia, who lives in Paris and apparently comes to visit. Did you remember that part of the book? Right. Anyway, congratulations to Rita Ora, who is working very hard at staying marginally famous.