As we count down to the return of Archer (season five begins January 13 at 10 p.m.), FX has been releasing ISIS orientation videos for hapless new recruits. The first one featured Pam teaching conflict resolution with a hand puppet, and the second starred Sterling slurring his way through a gun-safety demo. Today, Vulture brings you some sage advice about ninjas from Doctor Krieger. Spoiler alert! As with everything else, it's best to wait for Lana to handle them.