We're always drooling over Britain's class dramas. Isn't it time we had our own to obsess over? ABC clearly thinks so, which is why they just ordered thirteen episodes of David O. Russell's "upstairs/downstairs soap set at a private country club." Russell co-wrote the story with Erin Brockovich writer Susannah Grant, and you just know he could make Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence cameo at the drop of the hat. We're hyperventilating and our hands are numb just thinking about all that wig potential.