Beyoncé and Jay-Z to Perform at The Grammys

NEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 12: Beyonce and Jay-Z attend the HBO Documentary Film "Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream" New York Premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater on February 12, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for Parkwood Entertainment) Photo: Larry Busacca/2013 Getty Images

What? Are you surprised? O ye of little serfbordt. According to a commercial that aired on CBS, Mr. and Mrs. Carter have been added to the show's lengthy list of performers. While Beyoncé might not have made the Grammys' Sept. 30, 2013 cut-off date, Magna Carta Holy Grail sure did, and Jay-Z's "Part II (On The Run)" featuring Bey has been nominated for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration. It's no "Drunk In Love," but really, could the nation have handled that anyway?