Ke$ha Enters Rehab for Eating Disorder

LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER 06: Singer Ke$ha arrives at the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards at Staples Center on September 6, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage) Photo: Jason Merritt/2013 Getty Images

Seeing as how history suggests "international pop stardom" could itself be an entry in the DSM-5, it's good to see Ke$ha taking care of herself. “I’m a crusader for being yourself and loving yourself but I’ve found it hard to practice," the "Dirty Love" singer said in a statement. "I’ll be unavailable for the next 30 days, seeking treatment for my eating disorder…to learn to love myself again. exactly as I am." Ke$ha is allegedly at the Timberline Knolls Residential Treatment Center in Illinois, where hopefully she will get to wear sweatpants whenever she wants and go to bed at 9:00 pm, the two best parts of being a non-famous person.