Noah Super Bowl Trailer: Snakes on a Boat


Despite what the simple wooden puzzles and large soft books of your youth might have lead you to believe, the story of Noah's ark is actually a brutal, snake-packed, flaming angel-laden action epic. That's what we glean from the film's new Super Bowl spot, anyway. We know what happens when we assume, but we're inclined to believe that whosoever saw the first Noah trailer already knew whether or not he or she was going to see the film. However, if a glimpse of that water battle or a peek at Jennifer Connelly's filthy smock was enough to convince you to see it, then good for you for being open-minded.