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Hear Oasis’s Noel Gallagher Brutally Critique Oasis Videos

The Oasis retrospective Time Flies was released way back in 2010, but it took until this past weekend for someone to put together a supercut of the best of legendarily cantankerous Noel Gallagher’s self-critiquing quips as he sits through every single one of his former band’s music videos. There are some serious gems here (many of them NSFW), including:

“Why was I dressed like that? I look like fucking Columbo.”
“There’s a lot of Adidas going on in here.”
“Were there really all these birds in this video? It’s like a fucking scene from Britain’s Next Top Model.”
“Oh, I was fucking drunk in this video.”
“Who fucking watches videos these days? No one.”
“I can’t begin to tell you how pissed I was. I was shit-faced.”
“Do you want me to fucking stare at you like a fucking serial killer?”
“A bag of shite, that. What a waste of an afternoon.”
“I have to say about all these videos: If you needed four guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the best at that.”
“Is that a man with legs made of sausages?”

The ten-minute highlight reel makes us wish that Noel Gallagher would comment on crappy videos full-time and have a second career as the Statler and Waldorf of the music industry.