Once you've brushed away all the the foolish tears you cried over Rashida Jones' imminent departure from Parks and Rec, you'll realize that the woman isn't going anywhere. She's got a nail salon show for HBO, a revenge dramedy for the CW and as of today, a starring role in Steve Carell's TBS cop comedy Tribeca. See? She's not leaving us. Don't you worry. Rashida will literally be everywhere in 2014 and 2015.