Have you ever watched a Western and thought, That place really looks like it sucks. Why do they all live there? Move to Chicago, idiots. Then A Million Ways to Die in the West might be the movie for you. Co-written, directed, and starring Seth MacFarlane, it's a Western about how "dangerous and painful life really was in the late 1800s." As the trailer shows, that means so many people die in, admittedly, very funny ways. The film co-stars Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried, Sarah Silverman, Giovanni Ribisi, and Neil Patrick Harris. It's set to premiere on May 30, 2014. Until then, don't move any giant ice blocks.