A new year means a new crop of contestants on The Bachelor, all of them eager to make a good first impression. Or, failing that, at least a memorable one. Maybe even a borderline insane one. On last night's season premiere, the titular bachelor, Juan Pablo, was treated to a cavalcade of ladies who brought zany antics of the highest order: There was the one who wheeled in a mobile piano, the one who brought a stethoscope, the one who couldn't stop crying about her recent breakup ... the list goes on. We assembled some of the most memorable early impressions in the video below. Decide for yourself who belongs in a romantic comedy and who belongs in an asylum.