What’s better than one bearded Jake Gyllenhaal? Two bearded Jake Gyllenhaals! Actually, maybe not, as this movie seems super intense. Directed by Prisoners’ Denis Villeneuve, Gyllenhaal plays a professor who has found an exact doppelgänger of himself. The synopsis calls it a “haunting and provocative psychosexual thriller about duality and identity, where in the end only one man will survive,” so you’ll have to decide if you’re #TeamJakeGyllenhaal or #TeamJakeGyllenhaal. The film opens in limited theaters on March 14 and on DirectTV on February 6. What says St. Patrick’s Day or Valentine’s Day better than two bearded Jake Gyllenhaals?