Except her Cleopatra has supernatural ash-reducing powers. And a platter of Twinkies. Also, some N'aavi servants? Then Juicy J pops out of a sarcophagus. This is weird, but the real question is: How does someone as unabashedly cheesy and literal as Katy Perry make a video for "Dark Horse" and not give us even one horse? Horse jokes are in right now! Give us a horse.