David Fincher in Talks for Sorkin’s Steve Jobs Biopic

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 29: David Fincher poses on the red carpet during the Netflix's "House Of Cards" Washington DC Screening at NEWSEUM on January 29, 2013 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Kris Connor/Getty Images) Photo: Jemal Countess/Getty Images

Which is as close as we're gonna get to a The Social Network 2. A refresher: This is the other Steve Jobs biopic, written by Aaron Sorkin, which is supposedly three scenes long and does not star Ashton Kutcher. Hope you like tense, dimly lit product launches.