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In a Zombie World, Every Teen Beat Cover Features The Walking Dead’s Carl

It's tough being a tween girl in The Walking Dead universe. There's no Rainbow Loom or GoldieBlox, and tougher yet, there are no young celebrity crushes to obsess over. The One Direction boys have either already been flown out to a remote, virus-free island or they've eaten each other; Austin Mahone became significantly less dreamy since he became just a severed, jaw-clacking head on the side of the road; and it's a coin toss as to whether Justin Bieber would be more or less of a mess if he were now undead. There's only one young hunk left in America to fill the teen-idol void: Carl! Check out the zombie apocalypse issue of Teen Beat, featuring the new world's hottest hatted hunk. Subscribe now, girls!