It remains to be seen whether Universal TV follows our advice about adapting the work of Stephen King while they’re developing his short story Ayana as a television drama. The 2007 story, published in King’s 2008 collection Just After Sunset, is about a man cured of pancreatic cancer by the titular character, a 7-year-old blind girl with miraculous powers. Unfortunately, this development is likely the final nail in the coffin for our Langoliers-based sitcom Scampering! starring Bronson Pinchot and that poor little psychokinetic girl. The kid characters are just a tad too similar.