The teaser for the Godzilla trailer promised Bryan Cranston yelling and, you know what, that's exactly what we got. But to be fair, if there were a giant lizard chomping on monuments and causing tidal waves every time he (or she!) woke up from an ocean nap, you'd be screaming, too. Especially if all you see of the monster is a fleeting shot as a door closes – Godfather-style. The movie opens on May 16. Hopefully Godzilla doesn’t step on your local movie theater before then. Because then what? You'll go to the theater in the town over? That theater stinks!