A Bachelor spin-off with exponentially more bugs and face sweat? Sign us up! For those of you who cannot get enough reality dating, ABC has ordered Bachelor In Paradise, a franchise spin-off starring alumni of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad who will be whisked away to a tropical locale and incited to date each other. According to the show's logline, Bachelor In Paradise "will feature new twists, shocking surprises, unexpected guests and some of the most unlikely relationships in Bachelor history." If we had to make a guess about potential casting decisions, we'd guess we'll all soon be watching Juan Pablo in front of a beautiful sunset on a pristine white sand beach, just being the absolute worst.