After the Oscars, all the biggest names head to the Vanity Fair party, a giant indoor dog park for the most important stars to do the small-talk equivalent of smelling each other's butts. Let us press our face to the glass for a moment and take a look at what went on, which shoulders were rubbed, and what odd intra-celebrity conversation is most mind-boggling to consider. Dive into this gallery to see Oscar winners, Oscar losers, dance contests, beefcakes, Parrotheads, old people, and a human RCA connector. As you click through the photos, one thing will be abundantly clear: They had a more fun last night than you. Well, except Fran Lebowitz – she seemed pretty over it.