When I first saw Divergent, I was struck by how familiar the film felt, and not simply because I'd seen so many of its YA themes before in movies like The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Twilight. I didn't realize what was triggering that strong sense of déjà vu until the sixth or seventh training session where Tris competed against her athletic, adrenalized Dauntless comrades, then crowded around a scoreboard afterwards to see how she fared. Holy shit, I realized, Tris is basically in CrossFit. (And it is kicking her ass.) You can find just about any metaphor in this postapocalyptic tale if you're looking hard enough, but the stuff about CrossFit, the popular, hyper-intense workout regimen, is so palpable that I'm starting to wonder whether I'll run into Veronica Roth at my next WOD. Here are eight eerie similarities between CrossFit and Dauntless.
1. All the Core-Adjusting
Every time Tris thinks she's got the hang of her Dauntless training, along comes Four to fix her with a "you're doing it wrong" glower and two hands on her waist to adjust her core. "Keep tension here," he CrossFit-speaks to her, those big meaty Mr. Pamuk paws on her tiny torso. Trust us, Four, she's definitely feeling the tension.
2. They Won't Stop Talking About It
"I'm Dauntless." "I'm going to be Dauntless." We get it, Tris. Like, stop posting about Dauntless on Facebook every day. You don't always have to check in when you go to the Pit, okay?
3. All the Tattoos
"Let's all get tattoos!" Tris exclaims like an eager CrossFit newb. True to form, her entire faction is filled with ill-advised ink, from Four's massive back tattoo to whatever the hell is going on with Jai Courtney's Eric. I'm not sure what Eric's deal is or why he thought that a Hitler Youth faux-hawk and bar codes tattooed up and down his neck was a good look, but I do know that he's basically that one straight-edge guy in your CrossFit group who has several deeply uncomfortable facial piercings and screams really loudly whenever he does the clean and jerk. Settle down, bro: We're all just trying to make it through the morning WOD without some jacked-up dude orgasm-bellowing next to us.
Of course Tris doesn't recognize the hamburger she's served in the Dauntless cafeteria: A burger is supposed to have buns! But you know how Dauntless is about carbs. And don't even get them started on gluten, which they hate even more than Jeanine Mathews hates those Little House dorks from Abnegation.
5. Where They Work Out
Like, is this the Pit, or is it the abandoned Pinkberry where I do CrossFit? I'm honestly not sure.
6. The Recovery Time
After a particularly intense boxing match with Miles Teller, Tris wakes up in the infirmary feeling groggy and stiff, then asks Zoe Kravitz how long she's been unconscious. "You've been borderline dead for 24 hours, but your hair looks amazing," Zoe answers, more or less. Anyone who's still recovering from their first day at CrossFit will know that "just emerged from a coma and maybe I should have signed a DNR beforehand" feeling, as well as the all-too-accurate aftermath where hobbled Tris still shows up for the next session.
7. All the Running
These people run everywhere. It is their No. 1 most favorite activity besides jumping, because everyone in Dauntless is just a Super Mario Bros. character with the B-button held down. They will run to catch the train. (Guys, just download the schedule online, it'll save you so, so much trouble.) They will run into the city just to attend a boring, three-hour ceremony where teenagers stare at bowls. Every situation presents an opportunity for Dauntless to cross-train, especially if they are literally crossing trains while doing it.
8. The Whole Faction Thing
The Dauntless crew is wary of those who choose Erudite or Candor, just as CrossFitters side-eye friends who swear by Pilates, P90X, or Zumba. Anyone who would dare to pull a Divergent by heading from a CrossFit session to SoulCycle to yoga truly does deserve to be shot on sight, so I'm totally onboard with Kate Winslet on that one.