There's nothing quite like the pixelated grandeur of early fantasy video games. But you know what Final Fantasy and The Legend of Zelda were always missing? A voice-over artist with the gravitas and majesty to tell the tale at hand. And no one has a voice quite like H. Jon Benjamin, star of Bob's Burgers and Archer. Lo, this day is a day for much rejoicing, as Benjamin has lent his enchanted pipes to an exclusive animation from Vulture and McSweeney's, entitled In Which I Fix My Girlfriend's Grandparents' WiFi and Am Hailed As a Conquering Hero. Done in the style of an early-'90s fantasy game, it's adapted from Mike Lacher's hit McSweeney's humor piece of the same name, and follows the harrowing tale of a bold warrior who confronts unbelievable obstacles (a faulty router, clutter behind some furniture, a power outlet) to save his lady's grandparents from an apocalyptic crisis (they can't access USAToday.com). Watch and be inspired to great deeds.